Tuesday, July 31, 2007

The Protective GERE

According to unconfirmed reports Dilli Gorment has recently appointed Richard Gere as a one man committee to address the problems of Rag-Busters (The Delhi Rag-pickers Association). Rag-Busters have reportedly demanded protective gear from the gorment to save them from infections while rag-picking.

The gorment has said that it needs Rs. 300 for each of the 4500 rag pickers in dilli to provide protective gear. It has ushered in the services of Richard Gere, who enjoys the position of a serial kisser social worker in India to help raise funds as well as assist the rag pickers in their daily duties. Shilpa Shetty is reportedly joining him in the effort. She has said, that she would love to be a part of this noble cause as she hates filth. She will be sporting a specially designed old newspaper costume by Manish Malhotra at the event. Manish said," I have used special newspapers with Richard Gere kissing Shilpa, to keep him away this time around."

When asked, Mr. Kachra, waste minister of Dilli commented," Janta se anurodh hai, ke kachra kam karen aur Gire(Gere) ko sahara den!"

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